Everything I need to know

Everything I need to know in life I learn from Scott Adams. http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2012-10-28/ ped·ant  [ped-nt] noun 1. a person who makes an excessive or inappropriate display of learning. 2. a person who overemphasizes rules or minor details. 3. a person who adheres rigidly to book knowledge without regard to common sense. 4. Obsolete . a schoolmaster. From